Sally's Unfortunate Skydiving Experience

  • Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Not Sally...

    How did she die?

    A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    A bomb.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, you dummy. So, this "Sally" character, right? She kinda forgot her parachute when she went skydiving. Oopsie! Then, get this, BAM! A bomb just happens to fall on her head. I mean, what are the odds? And then there's another bomb at the door. You probably think it's just a coincidence but, you know, it's pretty funny 'cause she super dead, and it rhymes or something... idiot.

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