Bomb jokes
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.
USS Liberty. Never forget.
It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.
Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?
Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
The bomb.
Are you a lollipop? Because I can suck on you all day.
Are you an Oreo? Because I eat the cream first.
Are you a microwave? Because I’m trying to keep you quiet at 3:00 am.
Are you a sprinkler? Cause every time I see you I get wet.
Are you makeup? Cause I’d spend hours doing you.
Are you a guitar? Because I’d love to hear the noises you make when I play with you.
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna ride you up and down.
Most restaurants are closed at night, but your legs aren’t.
I’m not a cashier, but you got a couple of things I wanna check out.
Are you Cinderella? Because I can see that dress coming off at midnight.
Are you a calendar? Because I want to pin you against the wall.
I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately, but I hope it’s you.
Are you a doughnut? Cause I wanna fill you with cream.
Are you a garden? Cause I want to plant some seeds inside of you.
Do you sing in the shower? Because if so, I need a private ticket of your concert.
Are your legs the twin towers? Because I’ll bomb what’s in between.
Are you a blanket? Because you’re on top of me every night.
Are you a phone? Cause I like to be on you 24/7.
Are you a roller coaster? Because the faster you go, the louder I scream.
I’m so jealous of your heart right now because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not.
Are you a popsicle? Cause all I want to do is lick you up and down.
Are you a construction worker? Because you got me all bricked up.
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
Bomb.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.