Bomb jokes
Where was Emily during the bombing?
Everywhere.
OKAYYYY guys, today we're going to make DIY bath bombs. I bet y'all already have the first ingredient right here in your kitchen:
*looks at toaster*
What do you call the bomb dropped on Hiroshima?
A rice cooker.
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.
USS Liberty. Never forget.
It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.
Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?
Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."