New Bomb Jokes

know the nuclear bombs of the world

🇷🇺🧨a “bad” bomb

🇨🇳🧨“ww3”

🇬🇧🧨a “good” bomb

🇺🇸🧨 japanese area testing

🇮🇱🧨what bomb

🇮🇷🧨just self defence

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.

What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion Removing a bomb

Nah I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?

What is a terrorist first move in chest C4

Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?

In case he had to drop some BOMBS

Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.

Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer"

what was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

the bomb

Are you a lollipop? Because I can suck on you all day. Are you an Oreo? Because I eat the cream first. Are you a microwave? Because I’m trying to keep you quiet at 3:00 am. Are you a sprinkler? Cause every time I see you I get wet. Are you makeup? Cause I’d spend hours doing you. Are you a guitar? Because I’d love to hear the noises you make when I play with you. Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna ride you up and down. Most restaurants are closed at night.. but your legs aren’t. I’m not a cashier, but you got a couple of things I wanna check out. Are you Cinderella? Because I can see that dress coming off at midnight. Are you a calendar? Because I want to pin you against the wall. I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately... but I hope it’s you. Are you a doughnut? Cause I wanna fill you with cream. Are you a garden? Cause I want to plant some seeds inside of you. Do you sing in the shower? Because if so I need a private ticket of your concert. Are your legs the twin towers? Because I’ll bomb what’s in between. Are you a blanket? Because your on top of me every night. Are you a phone? Cause I like to be on you 24/7. Are you a roller coaster? Because the faster you go, the louder I scream. I’m so jealous of your heart right now because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not. Are you a popsicle? Cause all I want to do is lick you up and down. Are you a construction worker? Because you got me all bricked up. Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.

What does an Arab prostitute say? "Bomb my pussy"

bomb

Are you Hiroshima Because I want to drop my bomb inside you

Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals. In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky. The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud"