Bomb jokes
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
A Black man walked into a bar.
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
A women's knitters group is having a meeting, and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies.
One woman says, "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system."
Another knitter says, "I'm taking folic acid to help my baby's brain."
Finally, one woman says, "I'm taking Thalidomide!"
All the women turn to her and say, "Thalidomide! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?"
The woman shrugs her shoulders and says, "I don't know how to knit arms."
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Bomb goes Uno.
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.