What’s the difference between a life and nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
Where did holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw a American Boeing B- 29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
I photo bombed someones selfie and then they yelled "Why would you do that i was trying to take a family photo!"
I once told an orphan to go big or go home, he replied I can't get home it got bombed
What is a terrorist first move in chest C4
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
there is a room of men jamal, david and afzul. "jamal is black", "david is white" and "afzul is a pakistani" -who set of the bomb-
afzul its clearly him cause hes a pa...
We’ve got to celebrate our differences 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
Dude 9/11 jokes always bombs
what was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
the bomb
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it, and shouts "I love my country!", Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country", finally the Iraqi man drops a bomb, and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted my house blew up!"
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer
How disabilities kid face jalalas ?
He cant run, just hug the bomb
How ISS greets their friend. *You the BOMB*
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apperently) through out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "why are you running?" "My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!" They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?" "Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
when ever you see an orphan taking a selfie photo bomb him and say "family photo"
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded? ...... Everywhere.
Why can we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
