Bomb jokes
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.