Bomb

Bomb Jokes

Marathon

Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!

Church

Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?

Japan

Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?

A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.

Anime

I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!

Orphan

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

Photo

I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"

Life

What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?

I don’t have a life.

Friend

My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."

Package

A: Knock knock.

B: Who's there?

A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.

B: Package from Te-?

A: BOOM!