Bomb jokes

The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."

What country has been the hottest in recent years?

Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!

Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!

What does an Arab prostitute say?

"Bomb my pussy!"

Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?

What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.

Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?

A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.

What do u call a pretty Indian girl?

Bomb bae.

For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.

My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."

POV: Your mum is a bomber.

What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?

I don’t have a life.

I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!

I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

Where did Holly go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

A: Knock knock.

B: Who's there?

A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.

B: Package from Te-?

A: BOOM!

What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?

A box office bomb.

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.