Bomb jokes
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Memes
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.