Bomb jokes
How did Helen Keller get punished?
Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.