Bomb Jokes

Americans are so fat they named a atom bomb called fat man to describe themselves

What do you call a Iraqi swimming in the water?

A bath bomb.

I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.

He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.

I asked "where are you going"

He said "Camp Bin Laden"

I asked "what do they do there"

He answered "they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts."

I asked "what do you mean by arts and crafts?"

He said "see this towel on my head" I nodded "I made it out of boxer jokes"

A farm full of cows were bombed and only two survived. All of the udders died.

I wanted to bomb a restaurant so i went in there with a bomb...but the bomb got diffused and did not work . I asked a person standing nearby i said. "" hey do you know how to fix this bomb so i can blow up this place? "" He gave me a book. It was the quran I said what the hell is that..! He said, " this is the official manual for bomb making."

When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion

When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.

Bomb goes UnO

What has 5 legs, 3 arms and 7 feet? The finish line at the marathon bombing.

A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964 we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam. Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.