Explode jokes
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
Talk about emotions exploding
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
I'm like dynamite, you'll never know when I explode.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.