What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
What is black-and-white and red all over.... An Exploding zebra
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself the weigh explodes
Are you the Twin Towers because you made my heart explode
how much curry can an indian eat? untill his red dot explodes
What's the difference between a baby and a ball. If you inflate the ball it won't explode.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
where did sally go when the bomb exploded?
everywhere
why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who's there? not sally ~ what first went through sally's head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike
Are You a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because, I want to explode in You!
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: we threw your tea in the ocean. 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: our towers didn’t explode.😎
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals. In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky. The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud"
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD
People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I'd explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
A suicide bombers biggest fear is not exploding.
I like my dynamite like I like my woman. Hot and ready to explode.
How does the earth rate it's sex?
Earthquake, Caticlism, Volcano explosion Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Man: Hey siri! Siri: Yes? Man: Im desperate, will you marry me? Siri: Uh... *phone literally explodes*
