Explode

Explode Jokes

Sally

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.

Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.

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  • Tea

    Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀

    British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎

    Baby

    What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.

    Phone

    Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!

    Bomb

    What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?

    Nothing, he just exploded.

    Hamster

    Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?

    So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.

    Indian

    Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.

    In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.

    The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"

    Page

    When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.

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  • People

    People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.

    Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.

    Sex

    A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.

    Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh, Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”

    Earth

    How does the earth rate its sex?

    Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.

    If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!

    Man

    Man: Hey Siri!

    Siri: Yes?

    Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?

    Siri: Uh...

    *phone literally explodes*