40+ Explode Jokes

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.

Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded?

Everywhere.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.

Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.

What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.

Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀

British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎

The image shows a text box above an image. The text says, "I fucked my hamster to death. Am I a psychopath? Basically I was fucking my hamster, like I usually do. But then I forgot to pull out. The hamster had cum leaking from its eyes and mouth. Then it exploded. I felt no remorse. Am I a psychopath?" Below is an image of a cartoon bear with an angry expression.

Are you a Samsung Galaxy Note 7? Because I want to explode in you!

What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?

Nothing, he just exploded.

The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.

Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.

In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.

The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"

When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.

What is black-and-white and red all over.... An Exploding zebra

People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.

Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.

A suicide bombers biggest fear is not exploding.

I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself the weigh explodes

A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.

Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh, Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”