Wake-Up Call

I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Hey, dummy! It's a bomb joke because in 1940, people were getting bombed! I know you are sensitive, but your brain is as smooth as my behind, so I had to tell you this way.

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