Bomb jokes
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.
Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.
When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.