Bomb jokes
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂