Bomb Jokes

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wat did the orphans do when the bombs drop?

they said alakbar

What is the best type of bath bomb?

A toaster.

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‘You the bomb.’ ‘No, you the bomb.’ A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.

Man: Yelling at mailman.. realizes hes opening the mailbox. Mailman: theres a pipe bomb in your mailbox...

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class. I started playing the angry birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like an bomb, and I landed on the ground

HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGOUS EXTREMIST. BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.

What’s japans favorite hot sauce da bomb

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Nah I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?

Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?

In case he had to drop some BOMBS

Say joke 5 times.

oh, nothing happened.

Where did Alice go during the explosion?

Everywhere

A russian, a brit and a terrorist are in an air balloon. First the russian says "i dare to throw a stone down" So he does that but the others dont seem to be impressed so the brit says " i dare to throw a brick down " so again he does that, the russian is impressed but the terrorist laughs and says " i dare to throw a bomb down " so he does that and everybody cant believe what they have just seen so a bit further they land and a shocked and an afraid little boy comes running up to them so they ask what happened, on wich the little boy said " I farted and my school exploded".