what was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
the bomb
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"
"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"
They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"
"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
when ever you see an orphan taking a selfie photo bomb him and say "family photo"
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
‘You the bomb.’ ‘No, you the bomb.’ A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.
