Bomb jokes

My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."

POV: Your mum is a bomber.

Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...

What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

The bomb.

A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"

Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"

What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?

Suicide Boomer.

How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?

He can't run, just hug the bomb.

How ISS greets their friend.

"You the BOMB!"

Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...

A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"

"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"

They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"

"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"

Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?

It was the bomb.

Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?

Everywhere.

Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?

They're out of plane sight.

We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️‍🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕

Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"

What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?

They said, "Allahu Akbar."

White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"

Hahaha, dumb white people!

What is the best type of bath bomb?

A toaster.

Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?

They didn't open their eyes.

HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.