Bomb jokes

In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.

USS Liberty. Never forget.

It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.

Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?

Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...

Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?

They didn't open their eyes.

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!

Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"

What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.

What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.

Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...

Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.

I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

If I get an atom, I would split it with you.

There once were 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said, "This is disgusting!" and threw it out the window. The 2nd man bit into a banana and said, "This is rotten!" and he threw it out the window. The 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed, "ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT!" and he threw it out the window.

Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying. He replied, "An apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The police officer said, "That is weird," and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked, "Why are you crying?" and he answered, "A banana came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The officer said, "This has been a strange day." Then he sees a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said, while he was laughing, "My dad farted and the house blew up!"

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.

I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.

Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.

Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."

Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?