Bomb jokes
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
USS Liberty. Never forget.
It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.
Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?
Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Lil Johnny looked a lil bonny, but then when he saw Tommy, he decided to bomb me.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.