Terrorism jokes
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
So there's a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says, "Step on a crack and you break your mother's back." The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother's back breaking.
The little girl's father looks in terror, she then says, "Step on a line and you break your father's spine." The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out "OW MY SPINE!" The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
Where do terrorists go when they die?
Answer: Everywhere.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!