Terrorism jokes
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
So there's a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says, "Step on a crack and you break your mother's back." The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother's back breaking.
The little girl's father looks in terror, she then says, "Step on a line and you break your father's spine." The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out "OW MY SPINE!" The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
What do you call One Direction converted to Islam?
Al-Qaedirection