What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Terrorism Jokes
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
So there's a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says, "Step on a crack and you break your mother's back." The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother's back breaking.
The little girl's father looks in terror, she then says, "Step on a line and you break your father's spine." The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out "OW MY SPINE!" The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
