Terrorism

Terrorism Jokes

Terrorist

What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?

They can blow themselves up.

Girl

So there's a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says, "Step on a crack and you break your mother's back." The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother's back breaking.

The little girl's father looks in terror, she then says, "Step on a line and you break your father's spine." The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out "OW MY SPINE!" The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.

9/11

What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.

Grandpa

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.

Plane

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

Parent

What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?

“Here comes the airplane!”

Video

I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."

Bullet

What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.

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