Terrorism jokes
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.