Bomb

Bomb jokes

Mama

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.

Trump

What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?

"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"

Memes

Barn

How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?

As soon as the bomb exploded on her.

Explosion

When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.

When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.

President

President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!

Man: We have the power of the sun itself!

President: Drop it on them!

Man: You push the button.

President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.

Man: Hands over button

President: Pushes it

Both: YAAA!

President: Bumps into the button pressing it again

Both: Oh, sh*t!

Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off

Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again

Friend

A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.

Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.

Trash

Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.

Memes

Community

Hey yall i won't be on for some time because Wje is blocked at my school this isn't a good bye ill be back on wje i swear ill try and get ungrounded to get a phone please for the love of god keep this site alive i wanna be able to hear from all yall again thank u Hyphen Dap me up Yugi Ame Cosmo Jkw scooter mia bomb the bombing opal etc for giving me the most enjoyable part of my life so far i hope to see all when i get back 😆