a black man walked into a bar
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!
Man: We have the power of the sun itself!
President: Drop it on them!
Man: You push the button.
President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.
Man: Hands over button
President: Pushes it
Both: YAAA!
President: Bumps into the button pressing it again
Both: Oh, sh*t!
Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off
Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
Bomb goes Uno.
A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964, we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam.
Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
