Bomb jokes

what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?

"Here Comes the Sun."

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.

How many fingers am I holding up?

Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.

Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.

Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"

Person 2: "In Japan."

Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."

Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.

I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.

How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?

By dropping two of the biggest roasts.

What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?

A bath bomb 💣

What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?

A toaster.

Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?

From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.

What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?

A party popper.

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?

In an explosion.

In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.