Quran Bomb Manual

  • I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.

    I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"

    He gave me a book.

    It was the Quran.

    I said, "What the hell is that?"

    He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, nimrod! This dude wants to blow up a restaurant, right? His bomb fails, and he asks some random guy for help. Instead of calling the cops, the guy hands him the Quran, saying it's a bomb-making manual. Get it? It's like saying all Muslims are terrorists. You're probably the kind of person who thinks dynamite fishing is a good idea.

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