A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said Chinese food, so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said Indian, so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
In India 3 things are wide and far everywhere,but no one admits racism,sexism and Sunny ka jism.
What is the strongest weapon in india?
The red button (this is a fact)
What's India's favourite font?
Comic Sanskrit
American Says : "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..." Sardar ji Says : "Accha ,India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
what do you call a terrorist attack in india .
a wednestday
These days there are only two political parties in India.. BJP and anti-BJP...
It isn't a real charity until India open call centers, like they did with Africa.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
What do you call an Indian electrician? Ashok 😂
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh
What do you call a guy from India calling you
A scammer
The Arabian Sea is in which state
liquid
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper They have a dot in the middle of the head
in what city do you always loose your mum Mumbai
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India? A. The baby girl
Q - What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war? A - Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
One knight a guy asked his wife were she wanted to eat she said Chinese food so he flew her to china the next night he asked her what she wanted to eat she said Indian food so he flew her to India the last night he said what do you want to eat and she said she wanted nothing so he flew her to Africa
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
i am an indian joke
