A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said Chinese food, so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said Indian, so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
In India 3 things are wide and far everywhere,but no one admits racism,sexism and Sunny ka jism.
What is the strongest weapon in india?
The red button (this is a fact)
what do you call a terrorist attack in india .
a wednestday
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
These days there are only two political parties in India.. BJP and anti-BJP...
What do you call an Indian electrician? Ashok 😂
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh
What's India's favourite font?
Comic Sanskrit
What do you call a guy from India calling you
A scammer
The Arabian Sea is in which state
liquid
It isn't a real charity until India open call centers, like they did with Africa.
American Says : "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..." Sardar ji Says : "Accha ,India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
in what city do you always loose your mum Mumbai
Q - What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war? A - Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India? A. The baby girl
i am an indian joke
Holy cow
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car. So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
