India jokes
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."
Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
screw global warming
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
I am an Indian joke.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.