India

India Jokes

Literal Interpretation

A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.

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  • Racism

    In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.

    Weapon

    What is the strongest weapon in India?

    The red button (this is a fact).

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  • American

    American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."

    Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"

    Memes

    Charity

    It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.

    Phone

    Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.

    Sniper

    How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?

    They have a dot in the middle of the head.

    Girl

    Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?

    A. The baby girl.

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  • Surrender

    Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?

    A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.

    Food

    One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.