India jokes
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."
Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
Holy cow!
What’s the best way to stop diarrhea in India?
With a butt plug.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.