India jokes
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."
Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
What’s the best way to stop diarrhea in India?
With a butt plug.
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
I am an Indian joke.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Holy cow!