Blast jokes
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
Boom, it went.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
Bomb.
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
Two Arabs are swapping jokes. One cracks up and yells, "Man, that joke was an absolute blast!"
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.