Blast jokes
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
Me when my friend talks about a teacher blasting off on a kid
Boom, it went.
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
Two Arabs are swapping jokes. One cracks up and yells, "Man, that joke was an absolute blast!"
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
Bomb.