Blast jokes
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
Boom, it went.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
Bomb.
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."