As a straight son one day I ask my mom have your ever quit in something that you did before. My mom said no I never quit in anything. So ask my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said what did I say quitters are for spitters.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod
what do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
they blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when a abled bodied gay male is receiving a anonymous blow job from a physically disabiled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area and perverted is when a abled bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabiled gay male to received a anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area
So There was a male whale and a female whale swimming threw the ocean .One day the male whale sees a ship and says "that's the ship that killed my parents" . So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea. The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive so he opened his mouth and went for the man but out nowhere the female whale yells. " HEY!!, I was in it for the blowjob but I'm not gonna eat sea men"
How does Jesus whistle? bye s blowing through the holes in is hands
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
little johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over, as she dose she is met by the principal. they go into his office and the principal say "your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." the mother responds "he is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? bring him in here." a boy walks in and johnnys mother says "this isnt my son, bring him in here i would like a word with him." the principal replies "ma'am, this is clouds." the mother feints
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
One did one male whale say to the other male whale? She's gonna blow!
Have you driven through Dealey plaza it will blow your mind~john f. Kennedy
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priest?
Because they blow up in your face.
My mom gave my friend for a blow job for god luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview and they both got the job, now who needs good luck got their job interview just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
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Have you seen the inside of Ford's theatre it will blow your mind~abraham Lincoln
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city
-well that was a blow up
what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree
hold on to your nuts this ain't no ordinary blow job
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing and then your house will be gone
