A guy walks into a mosque ... then blows up.
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!! 🤣😂😆😁
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod
🎶Rock a bye baby on the tree Top, when the wind blows the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, not moving a muscle not making a sound.🎶
How does Jesus whistle? bye s blowing through the holes in is hands
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priest?
Because they blow up in your face.
My mom gave my friend for a blow job for god luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview and they both got the job, now who needs good luck got their job interview just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
Have you driven through Dealey plaza it will blow your mind~john f. Kennedy
One did one male whale say to the other male whale? She's gonna blow!
Have you seen the inside of Ford's theatre it will blow your mind~abraham Lincoln
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city
-well that was a blow up
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning there’s a lot of sucking and blowing but at the end you lose your house
As a straight son one day I ask my mom have your ever quit in something that you did before. My mom said no I never quit in anything. So ask my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said what did I say quitters are for spitters.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's rest rooms? because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't received a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall
Im gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe biden thinks is possible with a 9mm
Y does orphans like Minecraft so they can build a home ...
But a creeper blows it up
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe? Getting neck!
want a kiss daddy wand a blow job
i gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dyer
