Its gonna take a step stool to get a blow
HELLO PEOPLE MY NAME IS OSAMA IM BACK FRPM THE DED AN I WANT TO BLOW YOU
He huffed and he puffed but istead or blowing the house, he chocked it down with his mom
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line
Ferb:I’m boutta blow this $&#t
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket
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How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know I close my eyes when I masterbate....
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What does a huffle puff wolf say? “I will huffle and puffle and blow you house down”
That is retaliated to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️
I call my girlfriend .05 because she's a bag I blow into when I've had a few drinks.
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Some goes into a bar and asks for a blow job the barman goes me too but then the guy goes I meant the drink
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike? You can't get either one at home.
“Mom these balloons are hard to blow.”
“Son stay out of the drawer.”
Me and my friends were talking. Then we got to talk about our wives. I said "So I married a valcono for a wife. You never know when she will blow up"
So this guy right, he has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog. About 2 weeks after he loses everything he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "what do you mean by 'blowing chunks' ?" says the boss. The man replies with, " Chunks is the name of my dog..."
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I MAY NOT BE THE BRIGHTEST CANDLE ON THE CAKE BUT U CAN STILL BLOW ME
Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.
