Strike jokes
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
You don't need brains to be a Boss.
When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
A guard at a baseball stadium let in the pheasant, the chicken, and the duck. But he didn't let in the turkey. Why? Because four strikes and you are out!
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
My grandad was shocked to learn that lightning can strike in the same place twice.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.