i gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dyer
Namaste 6 feet away or I'll blow you away with this AK
My sister told me she like Medusa. I said h. My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy facial expression and when the look down they do nothing, but stay still.
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards? DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
One day i was passing a blind man and i gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer next day i went for another walk and saw his grave
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute? The prostitute can blow you more than once
Like if you blow male cows
Me after Taco Bell,”I’m about to blow this place up like September 11”
"Humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.... All the kings horses and all the kings men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows
the cradle will rock when the bough breaks
the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall
and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
My sister is so stupid she thought LBJ was a blow job
Arab rizz Are u a tower cause I wanna blow u up and don't let's your friend know about this Rashid I told u not to blow it up I had it
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car? Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job" Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad), Dad, Ewww, your dick tastes like shite!" Dad: Oh that's right, I lent your brother the car
What's the similarity between your mum and West ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass
Husband and wife get into a fight wife says “go blow off some steam I’ll let you fuck a hooker” so he does that comes back and says “I’m off the hook now”
Why do women fart when they pee to blow dry
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line
Ferb:I’m boutta blow this $&#t
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
