Theatre jokes
People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama, but mine's a tragedy.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Cause every play has a cast.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every scene has a cast!
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
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Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
Drama queens be like: =- (
A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, and a chair, and a table, and a wall.
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
A horse walks into a bar.
Several of the patrons quickly get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde, and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard, and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.
The old lady thinks, "I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde, and she struck the pervert."
The blonde thinks, "I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me, and she slapped him."
The Frenchman thinks, "I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark, and she slapped me by mistake."
The Englishman thinks, "I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again."
Community talk
im so boredddd. i have band next hour and i have to stand the whole timmeh and then i have science AND i have to stay after school for theatre
cooked. i don't know if i should audition for mal or evie brooooooo
Hiii :3 I dont know any of yall but Godzilla -1.0's theatrical run has been extended again! its also been introduced to new theaters all over the world!! Be sure to make sure that ur able to catch it!! Even if ur not a G-fan, its a great movie!!