Blow jokes
What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.