What did the maxi pad say to the fart? You are the wind beneath my wings
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
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How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? -- Use a news anchor.
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
What do skeletons hate the most about wind? Nothing, it goes right through them.
Why did the tornado 🌪 take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 💨😂
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!!
You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"
what did the tree say to the wind?
leaf me alone
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
What kind of music do wind turbines like ? They are big , heavy metal fans !
How do you blind fold a woman
Put a wind shield in front of them.
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"Humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.... All the kings horses and all the kings men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows
the cradle will rock when the bough breaks
the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall
and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurriCANE
The winds of Uranus go on and off so you could say the wind is broken.
I love when I could run throw the grass and feel the wind on my face. Then my mom told me to get off VR and then I wheeled myself to her
