What did the maxi pad say to the fart? You are the wind beneath my wings
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
What do skeletons hate the most about wind? Nothing, it goes right through them.
How do you stop your newspaper from flying away in the wind? -- Use a news anchor.
Why did the tornado 🌪 take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 💨😂
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.
The old lady thinks, "I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert."
The blonde thinks, "I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him."
The Frenchman thinks, "I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake."
The Englishman thinks, "I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again."
what did the tree say to the wind?
leaf me alone
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurriCANE
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!!
I love when I could run throw the grass and feel the wind on my face. Then my mom told me to get off VR and then I wheeled myself to her
🎶Rock a bye baby on the tree Top, when the wind blows the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, not moving a muscle not making a sound.🎶
Yesterday we lost a quarter of our roof in the storm, oof
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
Yesterday I was in a wind storm. Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was Ear-ittating.
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards? DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
(only Ninjago fans understand XD) if you look outside, and its really windy, its really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, cause it has to be Morro! XD
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
Two wind turbines are standing in a field. One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?" The other says, "Well...I'm a huge metal fan..."
