Mom's New Boyfriend

As a son, I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him and she doesn’t want to be with him anymore, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny.

Then I told my friend’s girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out and wanted to confront me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happened. Then my mom said the same thing happened to me. I came home one day, I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job. I asked what’s going on. My friend told me, "Your mom is my new girlfriend," and my mom said, "This is the penis of my dreams."

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Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dude starts a bunch of drama by telling people lies, right? He tells his mom's boyfriend she's cheating and disses the dude's junk. Then, he tells his friend's girl that he's also cheating, and gets the same junk diss back. Karma slaps him in the face when he gets home and finds his mom gettin' down with his buddy. She even brags about it! It's funny 'cause it's so messed up and unexpected, like finding out your pet rock can sing opera.

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