I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5...
...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"
I call my girlfriend .05 because she's a bag I blow into when I've had a few drinks.
"I think my draco might be gay why? cause he blow niggas'
Nardo Wick
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
What does JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common? “They both blow heads”.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big fat blow job.
If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of 🌎 if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily
What does an Al Qaida terrorist and a flexible man have in common? They can blow themselves
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind blowing!
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick
I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.
“Daddy, what are those 2 things on mum’s chest?”. Asked Tom “Those are just....balloons”.said dad (Later) “Dad! I think mum’s dying!”said Tom. “Why?” Asked dad. “Because uncles blowing her balloons and she said “oh god im cumming!”
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer; Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Rizz
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
Some people said that JFK had Big parties some even would say they were *Mine Blowing*
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
why do blondes make bad bankrobbers? because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Puns: I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th. They're going to have an explosive party, that will definitely blow you away. It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast too!
