Blow Jokes

deku: hey todroki are you done with your Halloween costume todo: yes*comes out in a macaroni outfit deku:wha- im todoroni bakugo:omfg im out *blows up ua*

This my first joke on here I know it sucks. I tried.

HELLO PEOPLE MY NAME IS OSAMA IM BACK FRPM THE DED AN I WANT TO BLOW YOU

Its gonna take a step stool to get a blow

He huffed and he puffed but istead or blowing the house, he chocked it down with his mom

If you could see me you would think she's crazy af

WTF IS HE BLOW DRYING?
PEL
HIS THOUGHTS?

Watching porn Watching porn blow my dick like a bassat horn

How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?

I don't know I close my eyes when I masterbate....

If you go to the military and you get sent to a country how many heads will you blow off? That number is how many dicks you suck

What does a huffle puff wolf say? “I will huffle and puffle and blow you house down”

That is retaliated to Harry Potter 🧙🏼‍♂️

A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. a woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom" the baby says. the dad chuckles and says "yes. I'd like to have sex with her too"

Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. "Oh this handles so well !" they exclaimed. Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear ended them. Passenger said to his partner. " You tell that man he's gonna pay every single cent cuz we're going to sue him !" So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said "What do you want wimp? " The gay said ," You just hit our new Pink Porsche and we're gonna make you pay every single cent cuz we're gonna sue you!" The trucker said " Oh yeah ? Blow me ! " Gay driver went " Ohhh!" And ran back. Gay partner asked him " What did he say ?" His fruitcake driver said " Ohhh! Its wonderful, he wants to settle out of court !"

Some goes into a bar and asks for a blow job the barman goes me too but then the guy goes I meant the drink

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“Mom these balloons are hard to blow.”

“Son stay out of the drawer.”

How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike? You can't get either one at home.

What did Ronnie have at taco bell?

A mind-blowing bean barrito.

little johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over, as she dose she is met by the principal. they go into his office and the principal say "your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." the mother responds "he is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? bring him in here." a boy walks in and johnnys mother says "this isnt my son, bring him in here i would like a word with him." the principal replies "ma'am, this is clouds." the mother feints

Me and my friends were talking. Then we got to talk about our wives. I said "So I married a valcono for a wife. You never know when she will blow up"

Hey man what's that a dynamite you have in your hand? Ok well hold it over I'll give it right back oh no i won't oh yes you will oh i won't oh yes you will ok fine then you take it or all blow our your butt before it farts.