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Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. "Oh this handles so well !" they exclaimed. Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear ended them. Passenger said to his partner. " You tell that man he's gonna pay every single cent cuz we're going to sue him !" So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said "What do you want wimp? " The gay said ," You just hit our new Pink Porsche and we're gonna make you pay every single cent cuz we're gonna sue you!" The trucker said " Oh yeah ? Blow me ! " Gay driver went " Ohhh!" And ran back. Gay partner asked him " What did he say ?" His fruitcake driver said " Ohhh! Its wonderful, he wants to settle out of court !"
Like if you blow male cows
Me after Taco Bell,”I’m about to blow this place up like September 11”
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute? The prostitute can blow you more than once
I like women how I like my hair dryer, locked in a closet most of the time, and only being used to blow me dry
pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT ITS GONNA BLOW
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Why do women fart when they pee to blow dry
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Husband and wife get into a fight wife says “go blow off some steam I’ll let you fuck a hooker” so he does that comes back and says “I’m off the hook now”
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his NOSE
My sister is so stupid she thought LBJ was a blow job
Arab rizz Are u a tower cause I wanna blow u up and don't let's your friend know about this Rashid I told u not to blow it up I had it
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
why do terrorists like the twin towers its the next thing they blow up
deku: hey todroki are you done with your Halloween costume todo: yes*comes out in a macaroni outfit deku:wha- im todoroni bakugo:omfg im out *blows up ua*
This my first joke on here I know it sucks. I tried.
