I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
Biology Jokes
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
I'm a human.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
