Biology jokes
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Mushroom.
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
I'm a human.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.