Biology jokes
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
I'm a human.
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.