Biology jokes
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
I'm a human.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.