Biology jokes
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
My superpower is that I can create life.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.