Biology jokes
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Dodo.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!