Biology jokes
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
I'm a human.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!