Biology jokes
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
I shidded out my baby, then became a fish.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
I'm a human.
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.