Biology jokes
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
I'm a human.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
No matter how black the person is, that cum will still be the whitest thing you'll ever see.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
I farted.
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet all the koalifications!
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.