Biology

Biology jokes

Afterlife

Beethoven composed his whole life.

What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.

Goldfish

How do goldfish know when to eat?

They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.

Site

What did the substrate say to the active site?

"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."

DNA

What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?

He forgot to adenine!

Vegetarian

There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.

They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.