Biology jokes
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Dodo.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.