What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Biology Jokes
Dodo.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
Whet
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
You've got a body inside you--it's called your body bones.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
