Biology jokes
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Dodo.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝