Biology jokes
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Whet
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.