Evolution jokes
Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!
Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!
Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"