Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!
Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!
Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)
Your hairline goes so far back it went back to when Earth was created.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.
Real Pokémon.
Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
