Biology jokes
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
What is the difference between a human and a human?
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What is white and comes out after you have sex?
Cum!
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
What is the difference between a human and a can?
A human can walk and a can cannot walk.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
What is a monkey with a head?
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
Why'd the snake cross the road? It was in the chicken's butt.