Biology jokes
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
What does the cell ride to work?
A vesicle.
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
What is white and comes out after you have sex?
Cum!
What is the difference between a human and a can?
A human can walk and a can cannot walk.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What is a monkey with a head?
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
Why'd the snake cross the road? It was in the chicken's butt.