Biology jokes
Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.
There are more than 2 genders.
There are more than two genders.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
What type of bees give milk?
Boob-bees.
Friends are like penguins: if you stab them, they die. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Why can't two Asians have a white baby? Two wongs don't make a white.
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish with no eyes.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
What do you call a fruit's penis?
A percock.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
What is white and comes out after you have sex?
Cum!