Biology jokes
Father: "Son, you were adopted."
Son: "What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"
Father: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes."
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher? Because there was no chemistry...
My superpower is that I can create life.
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
I am proficient in many subjects including biology, sociology, scientology, and of course, idiotology. ☺️
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.