They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
Men wake up with a boner.
Women wake up yawning.
Coincidence?
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
I make science puns, but only periodically.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
What to you get if you cross diarrhoea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.
✨ Depression and anxiety ✨
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane? Osmoses.
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of anti-bodies.
What did God say when he made the first woman? Where is your dick at?
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on
Your hairlines so far back even bill nye the science guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
