Engineer: I know engineering and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology and your gut instinct is full of shit.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
They say people are 75% water But I'm 100% useless
Men wake up with a boner. Women wake up yawning. Coincidence?
any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery
I make science puns, but only periodically :3
Don’t let an extra chromosome get you down
Why does the nucleus feel trapped? Because it’s inside a cell!
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
What to you get if you cross diarrhoea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane? Osmoses.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of anti-bodies.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents
Why are Amoebas so bad at math? Because, when they need to multiply, they divide
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on
Today my biology teacher asked meh what's commonly found in a cell .................. And apparently black people isn't the right answer
Your hairlines so far back even bill nye the science guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
What did God say when he made the first woman? Where is your dick at?
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split.
