Biology Jokes

Father: “Son, you were adopted.”

Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”

Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”

Today my biology teacher asked meh what's commonly found in a cell .................. And apparently black people isn't the right answer

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on

Your hairlines so far back even bill nye the science guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

Why are Amoebas so bad at math? Because, when they need to multiply, they divide