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Father: “Son, you were adopted.”

Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”

Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”

Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?

Because there was no chemistry…

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, “hows your biological parents? they well?”