Biology jokes
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher? Because there was no chemistry...
Father: "Son, you were adopted."
Son: "What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"
Father: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes."
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Fart a lot.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
NIGGAAA
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
Dodo.
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
I'm pregnant.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.