Biology jokes
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
NIGGAAA
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."