Biology jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.