Biology jokes
Mushroom.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"
"It didn't have the guts!"
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
Dodo.