Biology jokes
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
What is the difference between a human and a human?
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.