Biology jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
NIGGAAA
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human being can walk, and a tree can’t walk.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.