Biology jokes
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
Mushroom.
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
NIGGAAA
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!