Biology

Biology memes

Jokes

Adoption

Father: "Son, you were adopted."

Son: "What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"

Father: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes."

Instinct

Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!

Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.

Teacher

Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?

Because there was no chemistry...