Animals are just... so hot!
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
My biology teacher told us “get out nice and sharp colored pencils”. Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself
On Paxomedy channel I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting. I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dag down the issue it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch and that was the beginning of their fight and wierd enough the Cock won! I went to congratulate the winner but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldnt have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
