I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
Biology Jokes
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Animals are just... so hot!
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
