Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Animals are just... so hot!
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because theyβre full of Arab semen.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. π
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tailβit'll be delighted!
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
