Biology jokes
Bonnie Blue's son could win a science fair just by participating.
My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.
I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
Animals are just... so hot!
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.