Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane? Osmoses.
What did God say when he made the first woman? Where is your dick at?
My biology teacher told us “get out nice and sharp colored pencils”. Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself
On Paxomedy channel I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting. I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dag down the issue it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch and that was the beginning of their fight and wierd enough the Cock won! I went to congratulate the winner but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldnt have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
Today my biology teacher asked meh what's commonly found in a cell .................. And apparently black people isn't the right answer
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies
Your hairlines so far back even bill nye the science guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
What to you get if you cross diarrhoea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
That chromosome gon leave just like your hairline 😗😮😮
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
The extra detention didn't do much but the extra chromosome definitely did
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents
Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.
✨ Depression and anxiety ✨
what does a shark smoke sea-WEED
how do whales breathe under water they take a deep METH
Why are Amoebas so bad at math? Because, when they need to multiply, they divide
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA? A: Do these genes make my butt look fat?💩
Men wake up with a boner.
Women wake up yawning.
Coincidence?
