Biology

Biology Jokes

Enzyme

What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can’t hear an enzyme.

Cell

I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.

The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"

Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.

Woman

Women have eggs and milk in them...

And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.

Pupil

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.

God

What did God say when he made the first woman?

"Where is your dick at?"

Mosquito

If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.

Camel

Why are camels known as ships of the desert?

Because they’re full of Arab semen.

Orgasm

What do orgasms and pulses have in common?

I don’t care if they have either of them.

DNA

What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Dog

If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?

Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀

Scientist

Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.