Photosynthesis jokes
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Why this true though
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
Community talk
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