Photosynthesis

Photosynthesis jokes

Girl

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

Memes

Hairline

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

Oxygen

Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.

Community

I am the one, don't weigh a ton Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street (okay) Under the sun, the bastard son Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family (sheesh) By any means, your enemies my enemies We wet them up like a canteen (damn) The yellow tape surrounds the fate Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates

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