Photosynthesis jokes
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Why this true though
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
Community talk
I am the one, don't weigh a ton Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street (okay) Under the sun, the bastard son Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family (sheesh) By any means, your enemies my enemies We wet them up like a canteen (damn) The yellow tape surrounds the fate Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates
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