DNA

DNA Jokes

Murder

Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?

All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.

Kid

"Oh daddy," the kid said. "I love you so much!"

"Hey," the man responded. "Until we get the DNA test results, I'm just Harry to you!"

Goat

What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

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  • DNA evidence

    Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?

    It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.

    Son

    Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”

    Dad: “Call me George.”

    Hormone

    What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?

    You can hear a hormone.

    Mother

    What does a mother fear most?

    Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.

    Incest

    Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.

    Condom

    You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.

    Condom

    Why should you always wear rubber?

    So you don’t leave DNA evidence.

    Orphan

    An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:

    "UNKNOWN"

    Gene

    Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

    A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩

    Mitosis

    What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)

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  • Symbol

    Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.

    Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.