Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
"Oh daddy," the kid said. "I love you so much!"
"Hey," the man responded. "Until we get the DNA test results, I'm just Harry to you!"
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.
✨ Depression and anxiety ✨
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
I heard that the twin towers have some plane dna
Why should you always wear rubber
So you don’t leave DNA evidence
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA? A: Do these genes make my butt look fat?💩
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures the results come back
UNKNOWN
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
That chromosome gon leave just like your hairline 😗😮😮
the DNA told the taylor that he couldnt find his genes
What step did the dna not take in his math equation? He forgot to adenine!
