Zoo

John Doe

What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

Man

Person

“Oh daddy,” the kid said. “I love you so much!” “Hey,” the man responded. “Until we get the DNA test results, I’m just Harry to you!”

Dyslexic

Anonymous

What does DNA stand for? National dyslexic assosiation

Sister

John Frank

Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sisters, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughter. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.

Bad

Damyanl27

You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less dna evidence

Dyslexic

Anonymous

I found out what DNA stands for. It’s the National Dyslexic’s Association.

Fat

Eclipse Moonsight

Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA? A: Do these genes make my butt look fat?💩

Puns

butterfinger

the DNA told the taylor that he couldnt find his genes

Puns

Ian B Drygas

What step did the dna not take in his math equation? He forgot to adenine!

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