Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
I once put the Bible in the fiction section.
God is good. God is great.
"Pray to God her inside her head. I'm scared of God."
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
God.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.
Jesus has a twisted humor.
kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah, I almost forgot, add razors that stick out [of] their feet.
Ever looked at a cemetery and thought, wow, Heaven and Hell must be crowded?
What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
