Belief jokes

Wanna hear a joke?

Jesus being real.

Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.

We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.

What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?

One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.

(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)

My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!

God's consciousness: Art.

God's unconsciousness: Christianity.

How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?

He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.

Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

The undertaker's famous saying is "Rest In Peace" to all of his opponents, but really they don't rest in peace. The only peace they get is from God.

I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.

As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?

When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.

Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.

Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.

Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?

An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.

The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"

And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.

What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.

What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There's no menu. You get what you deserve!

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

At the Allahu-ak Bar.

What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?

Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.

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