Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this Michael dude is trying to chat with God, right? He's all, "Hey God, it's me!" Then... crickets. God's not answering. So Michael gets sassy and says if there are *any* gods, they better speak up, like, now! And guess what? Still nothing. That's the joke, see? God's radio silent. It's funny because usually, people think God's always listening, but in this joke, he's ignoring Michael. Maybe Michael should try praying louder or something. And you, my friend, should probably stick to simpler jokes, huh?
Anonymous
Bruh
Anonymous
God is real!,!
officer Mike
No there is no god
Edvard
no one knows for sure