Michael's Silent Prayer

  • Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.

    God: *SILENCE*

    Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!

    God: *SILENCE*

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this Michael dude is trying to chat with God, right? He's all, "Hey God, it's me!" Then... crickets. God's not answering. So Michael gets sassy and says if there are *any* gods, they better speak up, like, now! And guess what? Still nothing. That's the joke, see? God's radio silent. It's funny because usually, people think God's always listening, but in this joke, he's ignoring Michael. Maybe Michael should try praying louder or something. And you, my friend, should probably stick to simpler jokes, huh?

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