What do you call a fat psychic?

A four chin teller.

What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?

A small medium at large.

A tiny psychic escaped from jail and the news said there a small medium at large.

Went to see a psychic the other day. I knocked on the door and she said ‘who is it?’ So I turned around and left.

Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison? He’s a small medium at large.

I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster. —Shane Richie, British actor

What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large

Guy walks into a bar. Sees a hot girl. Walks up to her and says “your getting laid tonight” She replies “what are you some sort of psychic” He says “No i’m just stronger than you”.

What do you call an overweight psychic?

A four chin teller.

Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large. (Pause For Laughter)

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large!

im psykicking your butt.