Psychic Jokes

Fat

Anonymous

What do you call a fat psychic?

A four chin teller.

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Cancel

Lesley Mitchenall

The British Society of Psychics annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!

Door

Anonymous

Went to see a psychic the other day. I knocked on the door and she said 'who is it?' So I turned around and left.

Chin

Black_CandleWax

What do you call an overweight psychic?

A four chin teller.

INS

Anonymous

What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?

A small medium at large.

Puns

Anonymous

Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison? He's a small medium at large.

Puns

Anonymous

A tiny psychic escaped from jail and the news said there a small medium at large.

Actor

Anonymous

I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster. —Shane Richie, British actor

Psychic

Anonymous

im psykicking your butt.

Dwarf

Nicki

What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large

People

N....Mann AWAYYY

Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large. (Pause For Laughter)

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Prison

John Doe

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large!

Bar

Anonymous

Guy walks into a bar. Sees a hot girl. Walks up to her and says "your getting laid tonight" She replies "what are you some sort of psychic" He says "No i'm just stronger than you".