Psychic

Psychic Jokes

Went to see a psychic the other day. I knocked on the door and she said 'who is it?' So I turned around and left.

I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster. —Shane Richie, British actor

A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."