Psychic Jokes

What do you call a fat psychic?

A four chin teller.

The British Society of Psychics annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!

Went to see a psychic the other day. I knocked on the door and she said 'who is it?' So I turned around and left.

What do you call an overweight psychic?

A four chin teller.

What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?

A small medium at large.

Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison? He's a small medium at large.

A tiny psychic escaped from jail and the news said there a small medium at large.

I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster. —Shane Richie, British actor

im psykicking your butt.

What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large

Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large. (Pause For Laughter)

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large!

Guy walks into a bar. Sees a hot girl. Walks up to her and says "your getting laid tonight" She replies "what are you some sort of psychic" He says "No i'm just stronger than you".