What do you call a fat psychic?
A four chin teller.
The British Society of Psychics annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
Went to see a psychic the other day. I knocked on the door and she said 'who is it?' So I turned around and left.
Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison? He's a small medium at large.
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster. —Shane Richie, British actor
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large. (Pause For Laughter)
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large!
Guy walks into a bar. Sees a hot girl. Walks up to her and says "your getting laid tonight" She replies "what are you some sort of psychic" He says "No i'm just stronger than you".