What do you call a fat psychic?

A four chin teller.

A tiny psychic escaped from jail and the news said there a small medium at large.

Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison? He’s a small medium at large.

Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large. (Pause For Laughter)

What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large

What do you call an overweight psychic?

A four chin teller.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large!

im psykicking your butt.