Federal Reserve jokes

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.

An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes.

So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady, like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance.

Where do fish keep their money?

In a riverbank!

Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"

Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"