Belief jokes
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Memes
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
Poop is yummy, fuck!
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."