Belief jokes
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Poop is yummy, fuck!
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
I think that church is super burning 🥵.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!