Belief jokes

Why do orphans love church?

They finally have a father.

What did Satin say to God??

"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂

Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.

What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?

"Let us pray."

Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️

My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.

What do you call a really fat psychic?

4chin Teller

A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"

You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.

I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"

Poop is yummy, fuck!

Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!

What's the difference between a God and my mom?

My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

P.l.a.n.e.

Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?

Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.

Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.