Belief jokes
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
Poop is yummy, fuck!
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."