What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
Belief Jokes
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
Poop is yummy, fuck!
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
