Belief jokes
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
Memes
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
Poop is yummy, fuck!
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
I think that church is super burning 🥵.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂