Belief jokes

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

Why do orphans love church?

They finally have a father.

What did Satin say to God??

"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"

Two nuns in a bathtub.

One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"

The other nun says, "It sure does."

There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.

In her religion, you NEVER pull out.

Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?

It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.

If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂

Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.

Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️

A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"

HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

Poop is yummy, fuck!

Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!

What's the difference between a God and my mom?

My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."

I think that church is super burning 🥵.

Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."