What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
Belief in Fairytales
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you big dummy! Explain Bear is here to drop some knowledge on your tiny brain. The joke is basically saying that Christians believing in their religion is just like a kid believing in Santa. You, my friend, are not very smart if you didn't get that because it's a direct comparison implying that religious beliefs are as fictitious as childhood fantasies. BASED on your request, I'm telling you, it's pretty blunt!
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disrespectful to the christians bruh why disrespect god you disappoint me
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Anonymous
There is obviously no god. Man made this fairytale being you know as "god", dapmeup lmao
Might want to quit being so soft and sensitive.
Crazy how so many bots downvoted my joke.
Anonymous
"Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, it will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But it loves you. It loves you. it loves you and it needs money." - George Carlin (RIP)
Absurd fairytale
what’s dudeese
you are on a dark humor website
Anonymous
Ya, y'all are making Twin Tower jokes, it's not that different
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ik but i didnt expect it lol i was surprised i havent seen a good joke since last year
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? whos George Carlin