Not a Cat Scratch

I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.

I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.

(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This ain't rocket science. The 'joke' here is that the person's ex-boyfriend thinks the scratches on their arm are from a cat, but really, they're self-inflicted! It's dark, it's twisted, and if you didn't get it, maybe lay off the paint chips for a day, genius.

Not a Cat Scratch

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