Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
What was Stephens hawking last words? I'm lagging
“If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag.”
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW”
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what did the man say about someone who had a seizure? "jit was lagging"
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerbade almost fell out of my pocket.
It took Jesus 3 days to respond
Worst lag ever