Lag jokes

Video games don't make people violent, lag does.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

"I'm lagging."

What did the rapper say to the computer?

“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”

"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."

-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?

"Jit was lagging."

The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.

The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.

It took Jesus 3 days to respond.

Worst lag ever!