Lag jokes

Video games don't make people violent, lag does.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

"I'm lagging."

"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."

-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

What did the rapper say to the computer?

“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?

"Jit was lagging."

The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.

The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.

It took Jesus 3 days to respond.

Worst lag ever!

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.

My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.

He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."

My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!

The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.

Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...