Behavior jokes
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.