Behavior jokes
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
i would do that
Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list.
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."
Trashy pig woman: "Why?"
Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
What is the best part about having sex with 43 year olds?
There are 40 of them.
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
What do emos do?
Hang.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."