Behavior jokes
You realize we are tolerating you, right?
Where's your off button?
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.