My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
Behavior Jokes
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
