Behavior

Behavior jokes

Liar

Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?

"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."

Orphan

Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*

No one:

Literally no one:

Me: Time to make his life hell.😈

Sister

My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.

Ball

Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.

Mouth

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Animal

What animal jumps the highest?

An emo kid, some of them are still up there.

Mom

My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.

She said help, so I kicked her.

Way

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

Cow

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.

Bridge

Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?

Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.

Orphan

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.