Behavior jokes
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Mom, why was I adopted?
Because people are terrible, and that’s how the world works, son!
Ok, Dad, the world is TERRIBLE!
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.