Behavior jokes
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?