Behavior jokes

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What makes emos jump?

Bridges.

Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.

What animal jumps the highest?

An emo kid, some of them are still up there.

It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.

What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.

Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.

She said help, so I kicked her.

Violence breeds violence, nothing else.

What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.

I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.

What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?

They all produce horrible shit.

The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.

What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.