Behavior jokes

Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.

She said help, so I kicked her.

Violence breeds violence, nothing else.

What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.

I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.

What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?

They all produce horrible shit.

The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.

What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.

Why go to sleep because he was bossy?

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!

Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.

Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!

Why are my students so naughty?

What do emo kids and apples have in common?

They both hang off trees.

Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.

How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark crying.

None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.