Behavior jokes
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Habit.
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!