Behavior jokes
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It felt like it.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.