Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Polluting Mama
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about insulting yo mama. It's saying she's so stinky she causes pollution and so ugly she gets arrested for mooning just by looking out the window. Mooning is when someone shows their butt, which is against the law, and this joke implies your mama is so hideous, it's like she's mooning everyone without even trying. You probably do not have the brain power to comprehend.
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Yo mama so ugly she had to do Picture Day facing the wall.
PeachIcePop
Yo mama so dumb she thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team.
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Yo mama so fat that when she popped a pimple it caused a tsunami.
GreenIceberg
Yo mama so mean that not even McDonald’s would serve her happy meals.
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Yo mama so old that she sat behind Jesus in freshman year.
LemonOrLime
Yo mama so stupid that it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
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Yo mama so skinny that she hula hoops with a Cheerio.
BlueberryHeavens
Yo mama so short that she gets mistaken for one of Santa’s elves.
WatermelonCrunch
Yo mama so tall that when she plays basketball she has to lie down to put the ball in the hoop.
Ursula
Yo mama so greedy that when she goes camping the bears hide their food l.
CucumberMelon
Yo mama so ugly that her reflection gives her the finger.
MissCherry
Yo mama so black that kids think she is the worlds biggest brownie.
Shooketh
Yo mama so white that when your turn on the lights she disappears.