Behavior jokes
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
Why are my students so naughty?
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
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