Behavior jokes

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.

You realize we are tolerating you, right?

Trust.

Cannibals sucking each other's dick.

Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.

Where's your off button?

Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."

Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.

I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.

A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.

What's the difference between a bird and an emo?

Birds fly.

Why was Goofy in the bathroom?

He was goofing off!

Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It felt like it.

What's black and white and red all over?

The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.

You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.

Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.