Behavior jokes
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.