Behavior jokes

A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.

If possible, I refrain from brunching celebrities. My path is smooth. The table receives the branching.

When I arrived at my friend's house and, after a long time, I was given permission to pick from the branches and graze the dog, I agreed. Then the work begins. "No, no money," I replied, "that's why I'm a burden to the world that hurts me."

And when I told them, they told me and said they were there. If I had a job, I would be fired on the first day for bad behavior. The best solution is to avoid this situation.

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.

You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.

I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"

Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!

A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."

The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."

Mommy, mommy! Are we liars?

"Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that."

What’s the difference between 69 and High School?

In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.

A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"

Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?

Because they hate their lives and want to die.

Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.

My uncles like the moon.

He comes out at night.

Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"

The girl says, "Just like your face."

If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.

Vegetarian: I prefer plants.

Herbivore: I just like food.

Cannibal: I'm a people person.