Behavior jokes

I said, "Are you half left or half right?"

"Neither! In-between."

"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"

You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!

Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.

The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.

What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?

Turkish.

"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."

You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.

And an exorcism.

Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.

You realize we are tolerating you, right?

Trust.

Cannibals sucking each other's dick.

Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.

Where's your off button?

Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.

I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.

A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.

What's the difference between a bird and an emo?

Birds fly.

Why was Goofy in the bathroom?

He was goofing off!