Interaction jokes
I am bored. Hey, Gwen, want to chat?
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."