Interaction jokes
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Alex, respond to me, please! LOL
Bored come talk v rah.
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Anyone wanna talk? I'm bored.
Stephanie has a great thumb!
Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
Comments good or bad!
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.
And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"
I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con… OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
frshfry we need to talk now!