The 30+ Best Laziness Jokes

I used to get pushed and called lazy in school

Man, I loved that wheelchair

what do you call a lazy gay? someone who comes straight out of the closet,and goes straight to the couch.

Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.

My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can't u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don't care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)

What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with "what do you mean I already did it" then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said "Aww it pays to be lazy!"

"How would you describe yourself in three words?" "Lazy!"

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.

What do you call a lazy piece of meat?

A meatloaf

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When you think you're depressed but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self loating but then you realise that it in itself might actually be a symptom of depression

Well gang it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands