what do you call a lazy gay? someone who comes straight out of the closet,and goes straight to the couch.
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school
Man, I loved that wheelchair
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can't u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don't care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
"How would you describe yourself in three words?" "Lazy!"
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf
My friend asked me to describe myself in 3 words...
"Lazy."
Papyrus: Sans I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent . Sans: what do you call them? Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM YOU LAZY BONES!
When you think you're depressed but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self loating but then you realise that it in itself might actually be a symptom of depression
Well gang it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands
papyrus: SANS stop being a lazy Bones. Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do any thin. heheh
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Yo mama so lazy that the only letters she knows are NO.
I'm lazy to read gags. http://gestyy.com/eiDOWp
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling”!!!
Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with "what do you mean I already did it" then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said "Aww it pays to be lazy!"
