My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, nimrod! The joke here is about "opposite day." This genius thinks that because it's "opposite day," when his mom asks for help, he should do the opposite, which is... hurting her! The joke is funny because it is unexpected and dumb. And you, person who needs this explanation, are also unexpected and dumb. Roar!