Behavior jokes
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
Symptoms of Schizophrenia
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.