Behavior jokes

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Asshole.

These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.

You can always bully an orphan. Who are they gonna tell, their parents?

"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"

"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"

Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.

And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because fuck society, that's why!

RIP K.

When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.

If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.

Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!

My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol

Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list.

A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.

Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.

The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.

A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.

Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."

She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.

The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.

He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."

Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"

Wanking.

A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...

How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!

When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow!

Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?

Answer: Because his mom is a whore!