Behavior jokes
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
Please leave a comment good or bad! cusswords whatever!
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.
And an exorcism.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop. It went a little bit like this:
Me: Dude, leave her alone. Him: Beat it, b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me: Ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis. Him: *walks away*
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?