Behavior jokes

My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.

And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"

I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.

Asshole.

These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.

You can always bully an orphan. Who are they gonna tell, their parents?

"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"

"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"

Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.

And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.

If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because fuck society, that's why!

RIP K.

When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.

#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.

If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol

Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!

When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.

Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list.

How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!

Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"

Wanking.

A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...

Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?

They never had parents to protect them from it.