Opposite day jokes
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.
Better Friday the 13th than any Monday.
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭